Post by allstardude12 on May 30, 2006 20:00:40 GMT -5
Jordan Kaplan, the FSL's star MLB, was caught drinking and driving three nights ago. They found bottles and bottles of vodka in his car, along with packs and packs of cigarettes. On his one phone call in prison, he called his friend's cell phone. His friend, however, was standing right next to him, in jail. He said, "Fook, fook, fook, fook, fook. Huh duh ell ahh ye?" and hung up, missing the hook and passing out. Translaters are currently trying to translate what he said into English, but after seventy-two hours of it, are close to giving up. Oh, and for Kaplan, he is still drunk, and being held in jail.
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too Ty.