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Post by grimreaper on May 29, 2006 17:45:09 GMT -5
does n e 1 have any good jokes?
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Post by flledge on Jun 4, 2006 4:14:04 GMT -5
does n e 1 have any good jokes? i heard a good 1 this morning. my friend said he thinks the stoolers will repeat as super bowl chumps! |
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Post by Eielson on Jun 4, 2006 17:02:01 GMT -5
The joke is somebody saying they won't.
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Post by watchthis on Jun 4, 2006 17:06:10 GMT -5
The steelers are going to go nowhere since they don't have a bus to ride.
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Post by Eielson on Jun 4, 2006 17:09:39 GMT -5
they will use their Parker more without a bus to ride.
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Post by Da Bearfan on Jun 4, 2006 17:20:16 GMT -5
A young man named Joe bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey just died."  Joe replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I spent it". Joe said, "OK, well, just give me the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?" Joe answered, "I’m going to raffle him off." The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny responded "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Joe answered, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."  The farmer asked, "Did anyone complain?" Kenny said, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him back his two dollars." ;D That's a good way to make a profit, huh? |
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Post by Leroy Jenkins on Jun 17, 2006 17:00:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands........when he came back they just called it the Islands......
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Post by Leroy Jenkins on Jun 17, 2006 17:02:30 GMT -5
Q?What do you call a dog with no legs?
A:Doesn't matter he won't come to you anyway
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Post by travis on Jun 17, 2006 17:04:43 GMT -5
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."
Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the hores dead.
His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."
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Tyler Holbrook
Water Boy
Combine Ed Reed and Roy Williams and you got me
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Post by Tyler Holbrook on Jun 28, 2006 2:57:55 GMT -5
There were 3 men talking
The 1st man says "i have 4 kids one more and ill have myself a basketball team"
The 2nd man says "o yea well i have 10 kids one more and ill have a football team"
The 3rd guy says "man o man you guys are lame i have 17 wives one more and ill have a golf course"
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Bruce Lee
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Welcome to Hell
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Post by Bruce Lee on Jun 28, 2006 22:46:30 GMT -5
The 3rd part of the joke was funny
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Post by Tye Williams on Jun 29, 2006 10:07:53 GMT -5
How can you tell Michael Jackson is having a party?
There are tricycles parked in the driveway. ;D
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Your Mom
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Suspended for use of illegal drugs
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Post by Your Mom on Jun 29, 2006 10:13:59 GMT -5
What is the same between Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart?
They both get little boys undwear half off.
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Bruce Lee
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Welcome to Hell
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Post by Bruce Lee on Jun 29, 2006 14:10:36 GMT -5
dude that was unnessary
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Post by xraycat on Oct 14, 2006 19:59:32 GMT -5
BUMPAGE!
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WilBEER
Crazy People 
Macho Mod (in his own mind)
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Post by WilBEER on Oct 14, 2006 20:08:30 GMT -5
A guy walks up to a girl and says, "I would like to fu<k you in the ass in the rain." The girl slaps the man across his face. The man replies, "what you don't like the rain?"
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Post by travis on Oct 14, 2006 20:10:05 GMT -5
Adrian Peterson Out For Season ;D
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WilBEER
Crazy People
Macho Mod (in his own mind)
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Post by WilBEER on Oct 14, 2006 20:10:54 GMT -5
Adrian Peterson Out For Season ;D That's not a joke it's a fact. Still funny though. |
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Jordan Allan
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Go Jaguars and Eagles!
Surge SS
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Post by Jordan Allan on Oct 14, 2006 20:12:43 GMT -5
The joke is somebody saying they won't. hahahahahaha good call eielson! |
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Post by Eielson on Oct 14, 2006 21:19:59 GMT -5
The joke is somebody saying they won't. hahahahahaha good call eielson! They still aren't doing just absolutely horrible. I mean, who did they lose too? Jacksonville, San Diego, and Cincinnati. Those are three very good teams and none of them were blowouts. |
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too Ty.
