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Post by Eielson on Oct 14, 2006 21:20:53 GMT -5
Adrian Peterson Out For Season ;D That's not a joke it's a fact. Still funny though. It isn't a fact either. |
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Post by Dr. Mean Joe "House" Jackson on Oct 14, 2006 23:18:10 GMT -5
your mom isnt a fact
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ryan
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Post by ryan on Oct 18, 2006 22:14:05 GMT -5
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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Post by Kris Johnson on Oct 18, 2006 22:28:25 GMT -5
haha
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Post by Dr. Mean Joe "House" Jackson on Oct 19, 2006 16:47:57 GMT -5
Nice Joke gilden
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Post by Commodor on Oct 29, 2006 19:43:34 GMT -5
lmfao that's so funny!
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Post by falcon91 on Oct 29, 2006 19:50:25 GMT -5
LOL
i got told one(i laffed at him tho not with)
what do you do if a bird shi*s on your car?
dont ask her out agen...*grin*
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Post by xfl2001fan on Oct 30, 2006 7:13:17 GMT -5
hahahahahaha good call eielson!  They still aren't doing just absolutely horrible. I mean, who did they lose too? Jacksonville, San Diego, and Cincinnati. Those are three very good teams and none of them were blowouts. Superbowl "Champs" get beat by the Oakland Raiders...and are now tied for the Cleveland Browns as a Cellar Dwellar in the AFC North. That's 3 jokes in one comment. (And this is coming from a Browns Fan!)    |
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too Ty.
