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Post by Leroy Jenkins on Jul 14, 2006 9:08:51 GMT -5
Post the greatest Joke Norris Jokes here. Dont repeat
1.Chuck Norris can divide by zero
2.Chuck Norris has counted to infinity........TWICE
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WilBEER
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Post by WilBEER on Jul 14, 2006 9:09:40 GMT -5
Put this in the Off Topic board and not here please.
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Post by Leroy Jenkins on Jul 14, 2006 9:10:34 GMT -5
Put this in the Off Topic board and not here please. Dude stop complaining. damn thats all you do. Thats a redneck for you.
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Post by Eielson on Jul 14, 2006 9:15:13 GMT -5
Post the greatest Joke Norris Jokes here. Dont repeat 1.Chuck Norris can divide by zero 2.Chuck Norris has counted to infinity........ TWICEFirst of all, those jokes aren't funny, secondly this goes in the off-topic board.
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Post by WilBEER on Jul 14, 2006 9:19:41 GMT -5
Put this in the Off Topic board and not here please. Dude stop complaining. damn thats all you do. Thats a redneck for you. Yes, I maybe a Redneck but I can still kick your @$$.
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Post by grimreaper on Jul 14, 2006 9:44:31 GMT -5
thre are no such things as lesbians, just women chuck norris hasnt met
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Post by Tye Williams on Jul 14, 2006 10:04:44 GMT -5
One time Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, after that they were called "The Islands." When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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Post by grimreaper on Jul 14, 2006 10:16:57 GMT -5
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Post by xraycat on Jul 14, 2006 10:19:12 GMT -5
sticks and stones may break your bones but the chuck norris glare will melt your kidneys
when god said let there be light chuck norris said say please
chuck norris does not go hunting be cause hunting implies a chance of failure chuk norris goes killing
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Post by grimreaper on Jul 14, 2006 10:28:59 GMT -5
If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank God it wasn't the other way around.
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Post by Leroy Jenkins on Jul 14, 2006 11:26:16 GMT -5
Dude stop complaining. damn thats all you do. Thats a redneck for you. Yes, I maybe a Redneck but I can still kick your @$$. Shouldn't you be watching Nascar?
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Post by Leroy Jenkins on Jul 14, 2006 11:26:41 GMT -5
Post the greatest Joke Norris Jokes here. Dont repeat 1.Chuck Norris can divide by zero 2.Chuck Norris has counted to infinity........ TWICEFirst of all, those jokes aren't funny, secondly this goes in the off-topic board. Ok, Hitler.
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Post by Eielson on Jul 14, 2006 11:38:18 GMT -5
First of all, those jokes aren't funny, secondly this goes in the off-topic board. Ok, Hitler. Okay, well Hitler almost conquered the world and was a crazy guy so I wouldn't start with Hitler because he has the power to ban you. ;D
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Post by Leroy Jenkins on Jul 14, 2006 11:45:18 GMT -5
Okay, well Hitler almost conquered the world and was a crazy guy so I wouldn't start with Hitler because he has the power to ban you. ;D Hitler also killed himself, but I'm not getting my hopes up and only the commish should be able to ban not someone who has a grudge against me.
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Post by xraycat on Jul 14, 2006 17:41:55 GMT -5
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Post by xraycat on Jul 14, 2006 17:42:32 GMT -5
oops i copied one my bad
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Post by Serj on Jul 20, 2006 20:17:05 GMT -5
Arnold Schwarzeneggar has claimed to have slept with 1,400 women. Chuck Norris says that is a slow Tuesday.
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Post by Commodor on Jul 20, 2006 20:32:49 GMT -5
Jose Canseco took steroids... Chuck Norris doesn't NEED steroids to give you 10 roundhouse dropkicks to the face.
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