The Perfect Way To Eat an American Meal

[Leroy Jenkins]

Ever feel hungry after an American meal? Hell Yea is what many Americans are shouting in the streets and on the ranch. I have devised a theory on how to prevent this from happening. I am not a scientist, but I should be.



The American Meal:Cheeseburger(plain) with French Fries

My Hypothesis:

Step 1:Eat 25% of the French Fries while your Burger cools down

Step 2:Eat 25% of the Burger

Step 3:Follow Step 1

Step 4:Follow Step 2

Step 5:Follow Step 1

Step 6:Follow Step 2

Step 7:Follow Step 1

Step 8:Follow Step 2

In doing this it will help stimulate endorhpins in your brain that makes you feel full and happy. Sort of like an orgasm.

[Dr. Mean Joe "House" Jackson]

Dude how about hell no

[KJ [Thunda Pride!]]

Wtf?

I eat my burger than my fries and I always will!

[Mickey Landrum]

same here man

[KJ [Thunda Pride!]]

Plus why would I want the feeling of an orgasm when I'm eating...That would be gross as hell

[Peyton Carter]

kj said:

Plus why would I want the feeling of an orgasm when I'm eating...That would be gross as hell

Maybe that's why.......

Ah, never mind. It's just too easy.

[Dr. Mean Joe "House" Jackson]

i wouldnt want a orgasm either man

[Eielson]

Where is the pop in that meal?

[casperdaprez]

how would ever want an orgasm while eating thats ***** disgusting

[Peyton Carter]

casperdaprez said:

how would ever want an orgasm while eating thats ***** disgusting

I guess that depends on what you're eating.

[Kamau Jackson]

WTF........you would never finish if you kept eating 25% of the remaing food.......