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Post by travis on Oct 9, 2006 20:05:51 GMT -5
Woot Its Man Law Season, since the commercials are getting old lets create our own.
Man Law #1: Giving beer to pets is not allowed in any circumstance, except if needed to complete a double dare or bet.
Your Turn
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Post by Tye Williams on Oct 9, 2006 20:11:47 GMT -5
Man Law #2: If a man vacates his seat, it is fair game for someone to take his seat. However, the original owner reserves the right to fight him for it. ;D
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Post by travis on Oct 9, 2006 20:15:46 GMT -5
oooo good one
Man Law #3: All men should immediately feel sorry for anyone with a groin injury of any type!
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Post by Tye Williams on Oct 9, 2006 21:52:17 GMT -5
Man Law #4: No man shall strike another man in the groinal sack region, unless he fears for his or another's safety or life.
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Post by travis on Oct 9, 2006 21:57:28 GMT -5
Man Law #5: No man shall ever wear clothes with clever 3 box puns on them. How to avoid etc... They are just degrading! *grin*
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Post by WilBEER on Oct 9, 2006 22:02:40 GMT -5
Man Law #6: To be declared a man you must be able to bench press 250 pounds, sorry Trav  |
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Post by Dr. Mean Joe "House" Jackson on Oct 9, 2006 22:09:16 GMT -5
F---
man law 7 - you must have a hot girl to be a real man
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Post by travis on Oct 9, 2006 22:14:17 GMT -5
Man Law #6: To be declared a man you must be able to bench press 250 pounds, sorry Trav That eliminates about 98% of the world lol |
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Post by thewahls7 on Oct 9, 2006 22:16:15 GMT -5
Man Law #6: To be declared a man you must be able to bench press 250 pounds, sorry Trav Thats just stupid, thats 110 pounds more than I weigh. Man Law 8: It is allowed to ditch your guy friends at Bass Pro Shops, if one of them says they have to go to the restroom, and the other follows. (Haha, I've always wondered why women do that...) |
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Post by WilBEER on Oct 9, 2006 22:20:24 GMT -5
250 pounds is easy
If 98%can't do it then there is only 2% of the population are men and not boys
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Post by Dr. Mean Joe "House" Jackson on Oct 9, 2006 22:23:33 GMT -5
im about 130 pounds short
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Post by WilBEER on Oct 9, 2006 22:43:48 GMT -5
I'm 75 pounds over
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Post by thewahls7 on Oct 9, 2006 22:48:37 GMT -5
250 pounds is easy If 98%can't do it then there is only 2% of the population are men and not boys Im 6'0, 140 pounds. Go get a life. |
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Post by Dr. Mean Joe "House" Jackson on Oct 9, 2006 22:49:17 GMT -5
nice wilber why arent you playing
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Post by WilBEER on Oct 9, 2006 22:57:09 GMT -5
Wahls, your a stick.
In HS I was 6'5 290, now I'm down to 245
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Post by WilBEER on Oct 9, 2006 22:58:01 GMT -5
I hurt my knee and decided to not push my self and seriously injure it.
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Post by Eielson on Oct 10, 2006 7:09:00 GMT -5
Man Law #6: To be declared a man you must be able to bench press 250 pounds, sorry Trav Haha, there is this one guys mom that can bench 250! I'll be sure to tell her she is a man. |
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Post by Ryan Lipton on Oct 10, 2006 16:46:17 GMT -5
Man Law 8: The old fashioned Bros before Hoes
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Post by thewahls7 on Oct 11, 2006 22:42:36 GMT -5
Hey! I already did #8! Man Law 8: It is allowed to ditch your guy friends at Bass Pro Shops, if one of them says they have to go to the restroom, and the other follows. (Haha, I've always wondered why women do that...) |
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Post by captobvious on Oct 12, 2006 14:23:57 GMT -5
Man Law #6: To be declared a man you must be able to bench press 250 pounds, sorry Trav F--- man law 7 - you must have a hot girl to be a real man Or condition 3: You must make at least 75k a year to be a real man. I qualify under two out of three. |
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too Ty.
