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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 28, 2006 2:40:57 GMT -5
I INVENTED THE PAINO KEY NECK TIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DEREK? NOTHING!!!
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 28, 2006 2:43:06 GMT -5
You mean, you haven't...
Done it in a while, yeh.
Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?
Try a couple years?
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 28, 2006 2:43:30 GMT -5
*answers tiny cell phone*
God?
God? What the shit are you talkin' about. It's me, Maury.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 28, 2006 2:46:32 GMT -5
Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 28, 2006 2:46:59 GMT -5
That's all that comes to the top of my head  |
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Post by thewahls7 on Dec 28, 2006 2:58:15 GMT -5
Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back. |
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 28, 2006 6:26:10 GMT -5
that little fiesta of qutoes put me past The Mule is posts  |
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Post by stlouisxrams on Dec 28, 2006 7:39:29 GMT -5
"DIOP... I AM UR FATHER!!!"  |
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Post by Jordan Allan on Dec 28, 2006 10:38:29 GMT -5
When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class. *All sad and touchy or w/e* Ew! I became bulemic .......you can read minds?! |
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Post by KJ [Thunda Pride!] on Dec 28, 2006 11:44:16 GMT -5
*Scarface style* "Say hello, to my little friend" |
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Post by Eielson on Dec 28, 2006 11:52:59 GMT -5
"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth."
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Post by Jordan Allan on Dec 28, 2006 12:11:21 GMT -5
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [Whereupon the friars is urged, "skip ahead a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Post by Da Bearfan on Dec 28, 2006 12:55:02 GMT -5
Do you believe in miracles? YES!
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Post by Tye Williams on Dec 28, 2006 13:05:49 GMT -5
Looks like Jordan's seen my away message from time to time!  Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up. |
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Post by The O.G. on Dec 28, 2006 13:44:01 GMT -5
"You got knocked the F--- out!"
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Post by Da Bearfan on Dec 28, 2006 14:15:14 GMT -5
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
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Post by Da Bearfan on Dec 28, 2006 14:17:18 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
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Post by Tye Williams on Dec 28, 2006 14:22:57 GMT -5
You look like a blueberry.
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Post by WilBEER on Dec 28, 2006 14:39:36 GMT -5
These schnozberries (sp) taste like schnozberries (sp)
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Post by WilBEER on Dec 28, 2006 14:41:11 GMT -5
Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with the mozzerella sticks and all of the goofey shit on the wall?
Oh you mean Shananigans.
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