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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:38:04 GMT -5
If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:38:46 GMT -5
Big Red... If you ain't chewin it... then f*** you
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:41:31 GMT -5
I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong
Shut up Chip, or I'll go ape shit on your ass!
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:42:34 GMT -5
From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo.
What does El Diablo mean?
It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:43:31 GMT -5
I'd love to sign your baby!
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:44:07 GMT -5
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:44:52 GMT -5
Ricky, if you turn on the stereo, how do you control the volume on the television?
RIf you have the stereo on, why would you turn up the volume on the TV?
Cause I like to party.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:45:19 GMT -5
Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact and in no way a comment on his sexual orientation.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:46:13 GMT -5
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:46:29 GMT -5
Did that blow your mind, because that just happened.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:47:24 GMT -5
I hope you have sons. Beautiful, handsome boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them, so you can know what this pain is like.
*enraged*DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY!
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:48:42 GMT -5
Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!
Zen why is ze song on ze jukebox?
We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:49:38 GMT -5
Slingshot: engaged.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:51:04 GMT -5
I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:52:20 GMT -5
Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.
It's a sign of affection in many countries.
Well, not here.
It is not sexual in any way. My erection has nothing to do with you.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:53:04 GMT -5
*Susan says some huge winded speech*
Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 5:53:38 GMT -5
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
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Jordan Allan
Board of Advisors 
Go Jaguars and Eagles!
Surge SS
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Post by Jordan Allan on Dec 29, 2006 7:21:30 GMT -5
Laces out, Dan!
Die, Dan, die!
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Post by grimreaper on Dec 29, 2006 8:46:42 GMT -5
"Eat the FOOD"
"What type of gun did you use?"
"A frickin 12 gauge what do ya think"
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Post by Co-Director of Fun on Dec 29, 2006 22:06:41 GMT -5
MATT DAMON
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