Jordan Allan
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Go Jaguars and Eagles!
Surge SS
Posts: 1,633
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Post by Jordan Allan on Dec 28, 2006 17:15:58 GMT -5
Gimme a liter of cola
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Post by Commodor on Dec 28, 2006 20:05:26 GMT -5
where do these stairs go?
they go up
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Post by Commodor on Dec 28, 2006 20:06:01 GMT -5
well that's something you don't see everyday
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Post by Commodor on Dec 28, 2006 20:07:57 GMT -5
we may be small, but our hearts are large.... metaphorically.
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Post by Commodor on Dec 28, 2006 20:10:08 GMT -5
how could you make me say f**k i would never say f**k, you f**ker. oh f**k
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Post by Commodor on Dec 28, 2006 20:11:28 GMT -5
quick! let's pry the knife in his leg out with this other knife
*sticks knife in leg*
oh great, now they're both stuck
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Post by The O.G. on Dec 28, 2006 20:11:38 GMT -5
"They say it works 60 percent of the time, all the time"
"That doesn't make sense"
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Post by Commodor on Dec 28, 2006 20:12:08 GMT -5
i'm goin fast guys, i'm goin fast!
ricky bobby, you're going 20 miles an hour
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Post by grimreaper on Dec 28, 2006 20:15:59 GMT -5
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
"Man, I did not see that coming"
"Would you like to come to the pants party?"
"You're putting the pu$$y on a pedestal"
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Post by The O.G. on Dec 28, 2006 20:19:04 GMT -5
"Momma said she the devil"
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Jordan Allan
Board of Advisors
Go Jaguars and Eagles!
Surge SS
Posts: 1,633
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Post by Jordan Allan on Dec 28, 2006 20:20:28 GMT -5
I knew it! It wasn't you that put that on the teleprompter!
No, that was me.
YOU female dog!
*bears awaken in bear pit at the zoo (that they're standing in)*
You woke the bears! Why did you do that?
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Post by grimreaper on Dec 28, 2006 20:22:38 GMT -5
"I'm really not prepared"
(said while puliing jazz flute from jacket and assembling it)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
"Stupid is as stupid does"
"Have a nice day"
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Post by grimreaper on Dec 28, 2006 20:24:40 GMT -5
"You ever made love to a man?"
"No"
"You want to?"
"No sir"
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Post by Director Of Fun!!!! on Dec 28, 2006 20:25:05 GMT -5
LMAO REMEBER WHEN THAT GUY PUNTED THE DOG OFF THE BRIDGE?
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Post by The O.G. on Dec 28, 2006 20:26:00 GMT -5
LMAO REMEBER WHEN THAT GUY PUNTED THE DOG OFF THE BRIDGE? Yea lmao  |
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Post by The O.G. on Dec 28, 2006 20:26:51 GMT -5
"Well folks momma wrong again"
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Post by grimreaper on Dec 28, 2006 20:29:39 GMT -5
LMAO REMEBER WHEN THAT GUY PUNTED THE DOG OFF THE BRIDGE? Yea lmao ahaha, rofl. hits him with a burrito first lol. |
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Post by The O.G. on Dec 28, 2006 20:29:41 GMT -5
"Needle-dick, needle-dick, needle-dick"
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Post by grimreaper on Dec 28, 2006 20:32:58 GMT -5
"Needle-dick, needle-dick, needle-dick" "I'M NOT A NEEDLE DICK!" "What would Captain Insano do?" *pokes guy in the eyes* "Captain Insano shows no mercy" |
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Post by The O.G. on Dec 28, 2006 20:33:47 GMT -5
"It stings the nostrils"
"I'll be playing with your momma tonight"
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